On Toe Cleavage and Cankles
I am going to institute a daily good news/bad news feature. Sounds dumb, I know, but it has really been the trend with me lately. Fortunately, today's issue only deals with shoes. Now that's the kind of problem I can handle!I am wearing my daughter's totally cute shoes today. It's okay since we are related and she only wore them once to a dance. They are high-heeled, round toe, ankle strap, black with a pink peekaboo inset design and they look awesome with the new pink skirt I bought a few weeks ago and a white sweater set.
The good news is they make me look like I don't have cankles. Which I totally do. Even though I am rather thin, my calves and ankles just kind of blend together. I'm not talking tree-stumps here, just kind of straight legs. Which totally irritates me. Anyway, the shoes are sort of 40s-style and they give my feet that killer barbie-doll curve and really make my legs look... well, hot.
The bad news is, on one foot more than the other, I have a teensy bit of toe cleavage. I know some people like that, but I don't. I think it looks just... wrong. Sorry, I don't like the toe cleavage. Cleavage is for big-breasted women. I don't think this is a worthy substitute. I thought I'd take cleavage any way I could get it, but I've changed my mind. Is that so wrong?
So there you have it. If this is my worst problem today, I am rejoicing loudly!
posted by Anita at
3:49 PM
2 comment(s):
You are going to hae to post a picture of your toe cleavage because I have no idea what you are talkinga obut. :|
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Anonymous, at
5:07 PM
I would much rather look at toe cleavage than those ultra fat ladies who's feet look like a loaf of bread rising out of their tight shoes.
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10:04 AM
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