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Friday, April 01, 2005

You say parameter, I say permimeter

"Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation." - Handbook for the Recently Deceased



"The clinical picture indicates cardio-circulatory and renal insufficiency. The biological parameters are notably compromised." - the Vatican press office


Is it just me, or does it sound like the Vatican is quoting from Beetlejuice?

(Editor's note: Credit for this observation goes to Mr. Q. He has attained the level of expert movie line quoter. *Swoon*)

2 comment(s):

Those seemed to me to be overly clinical as well. Or Beetlejuician ;-)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:54 PM  

That explains why it sounded like stereo instructions...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:29 AM  

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