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Lessons for the Lame-Brained

Things I figured out today:

1. Don't use the dining room table for an ironing board. It doesn't work and your cat might decide to use your pants for nap when you're not looking.

2. Don't wear short socks with loafers and your khaki trousers if you haven't shaved your legs today. It's not attractive to show stubble when you sit down and cross your legs. Really. It's just not.

3. If you are busy at work, try not to blog too much (reading or writing). Also, don't balance your checkbook at your desk. Because then you can't tell people you're too busy to help them. They aren't as dumb as they look.

4. Don't eat Kashi Go Lean Crunch without milk. It is too crunchy and your cubemates will think you're crunching ice - and everyone knows that sounds obnoxious.

So, there you have it. Hope this helps.

posted by Anita at 11:32 AM