The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire
For your reading pleasure, I present le questionnaire du Bernard Pivot.Based on James Lipton's version of Bernard Pivot's famous questionnaire, I would like to submit for the record my own answers to the questions you see at the end of each Inside the Actors Studio episode:
01. What is your favorite word? Harmony.
02. What is your least favorite word? Can't.
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Words.
04. What turns you off? Rudeness.
05. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
06. What sound or noise do you love? Wind.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Spitting.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pilot.
09. What profession would you not like to do? Sales.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yes, there are lattes in heaven!
I originally thought of doing this months ago, but never did. Today, I saw it at Polyester Bride and stole the idea back that she stole from me that I stole from James Lipton that he stole from Bernard Pivot.
Leave your answers in the comments section, por favor!!
posted by Anita at
2:34 PM
7 comment(s):
Lattes in heaven? Ok then, sign me up!
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Anonymous, at
5:21 PM
Rudeness? I shouldn't take that personally given my name and all right? ;-)
By
Anonymous, at
5:49 PM
1. Metropolis
2. Moist
3. Humor
4. Meanness
5. Sonovabitch!
6. Kitty Purrs
7. The sound of someone biting their nails.
8. Chef
9. Meat market clean-up crew ;(
10: You'll still get to see everyone you love, and there is no anxiety in heaven.
By
Anonymous, at
10:03 PM
Um, yeah, that was me. Such a dumb ass.
By
Anonymous, at
10:04 PM
Words is all it takes?! Hell, I wouldn't have done all that foreplay crap in order to get laid!!
By
Anonymous, at
10:11 PM
I just have to say that I hate, HATE, Inside the Actors Studio. It's another show pretending to demonstrate how fantastically lucky we are that all these overpaid parrots inhabit so much of our world. What a bunch of crap. Next they'll have talk shows with athletes on them. No. Stop. Kill me now...
By
Anonymous, at
3:25 PM
01. What is your favorite word? "Whisper" and "pancake house"
02. What is your least favorite word? War
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Kindness.
04. What turns you off? Overt meanness
05. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt (you asked)
06. What sound or noise do you love? Water pouring.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Car alarms and ringing phones
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Baker.
09. What profession would you not like to do? Truck driver or garbage collector.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You learned the lessons you were supposed to. Good job.
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Anonymous, at
5:39 PM
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