Mysteries of my Universe
These are the things I wonder about constantly... Perhaps you do, too.
Why does the copy machine always run out of paper right when I need to make copies?
Ditto for the coffee in the kitchen.
How does one get cat hair off of a fleece jacket? Three lint brushes can't do it.
Is it possible to wait until you have backed completely out of a parking space before you start yakking on your cell phone?
posted by Anita at
10:44 AM
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dude! about that whole "back out completely before you start talking on your phone" BS, i saw that yesterday. this bitch was taking for-fucking-EVER to back out, and then i saw that he was on his phone. like, bitch, put the phone down for two gawd damned seconds and back out. what she's wearing isn't gonna change in those two seconds.
whenever i go to the copier, it's usually jammed. and then i'll un-jam it, and whatever fuck left it jammed in the first place, his job will start printing. and take an hour to finish. in which time i could have (and should have) gone to another copier.
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